Recognizing your local D-TARD

[AlienXtx]

 

[AlienXtx]

Having a Bro-off? The truck had about a 5" droop in the rear

 

[Oswego]

One of my co-workers had me add spell check to his e-mail program last Friday. Today he is begging me to take it off stating it "red flags" too much stuff and slows him down too much............

it only red flags all the miss-typed and misspelled crap he sends out to the public that makes our company look like we are potatoe

and that's whats wrong with today's society. Just get it done no matter the quality or how you look doing it. What happened to pride?

 

[CowboyTaco]

One of my co-workers had me add spell check to his e-mail program last Friday. Today he is begging me to take it off stating it "red flags" too much stuff and slows him down too much............

it only red flags all the miss-typed and misspelled crap he sends out to the public that makes our company look like we are potatoe

and that's whats wrong with today's society. Just get it done no matter the quality or how you look doing it. What happened to pride?

 

[Oswego]

oh fuck - my eyes. Your parts prices just increased

 

[AlienXtx]

Just watched about 10 Mexicans pile out of here.

 

[Oswego]

Cartel clown car?

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[Oswego]

at least you keep finding them in their natural habitat. Now the real question is - why do you spend so much time at the mall stalking them?

I know I know - it's the wifes pics. Sure.... they are

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[Oswego]

13.5mph...?... I looked into it and apparently people pay more attention to signs that are weird and actually follow what they say vs if they just posted a 15mph sign and everyone ignored it. They got me - I stopped to take a pic

 

[Oswego]

Going to nominate our lead estimator from my work today. Not only a d-tard but most likely a commie.

I was telling them about a charity event Ill be volunteering for where Rob O'Neil will be signing books for free. He said - "yea I'm good - not going to help a guy sell off our national security for profit". My only response was that "I'm going to leave the room now before I get myself in trouble" as I walked out. This douchecanoe is 65 years old and never served nor has anyone in his family, meanwhile I have a 24yo in the same office jumping at the opportunity to attend before the asshat opened up his mouth. I really thought it would be the other way around, but alas - age has nothing to do with being a *^%^%^ing d-tard scum bag.

 

[AlienXtx]

Took this fucktard 3 tries to back in. Guess cause he didn't have his cornholios activated

UPS guy got it in one go.

 

[Oswego]

King of the mall creepers, you are

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[Oswego]

if I was king - I'd rather have my ring kissed

and it wouldn't be on my finger

 

[AlienXtx]

This idiot is parked in the pick up line at my daughter's school.

 

[Oswego]

I feel bad for that kid.... hopefully having shit for brain parents will not hold them back in life. Lord knows my goal in life has been to not be like mine were.