Ted Cruz (R-Texas) for President in 2016

[TacoXpo]

[video=youtube;9nhRViM02Mk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9nhRViM02Mk[/video]

 

[Lrgrnr]

That should be in the funny stuff thread

 

[TacoXpo]

That should be in the funny stuff thread

If it wasn't so sad.

 

[TacoXpo]

Just thought you should know...
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day,
the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

 

[Silverback]

I can't read all this.. 25k+ comments. It sickens me.
http://news.yahoo.com/president-obama-he’s-sorry-for-americans-losing-insurance-plans-233753421.html

If a person voted for this ass clown they need to be put on a boat and set assail.. go the fuck away. As for HNIC, he needs to suck start a shotgun.

What he really means is "sorry hard working people who lost insurance... but I have an agenda".

 

[tx_shooter]

The silver lining to all of this is that the people who thought they were voting for the Messiah and touted the idea that the government was out to save them have now had their eyes opened. People are finally seeing the light that the Dems were using them and lying to them. It's going to be painful; but maybe this will be the push we need to start cleaning house.

 

[TacoXpo]

People disliked him to the same degree around June 2012. And they fell back love him. We need a new strain of AIDS.

 

[TacoXpo]

[video=youtube;BUsUWFANPS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BUsUWFANPS8[/video]

 

[Silverback]

Jeezus.. just kick them off the planet.

 

[TacoXpo]

I'd back that. Will that be part of your platform?

 

[Silverback]

Yes.. One way trips to space. Put NASA back in business. Win win

 

[SecretSquirrel]

Be sure to put them into low orbit so they eventually come back down & give us a show...

 

[Silverback]

"Look mommy, more shooting stars" "Make a wish little Johnny" Hallmark moments

 

[TacoXpo]

[video=youtube;PeLbMA8x-t4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLbMA8x-t4[/video]

 

[TacoXpo]

[video=youtube;kXRm0yVyn7k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXRm0yVyn7k&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Mauzer]

City council considers ban on fast food near schools
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/Poss...-Austin-near-schools-and-parks-232770441.html

If Austin wasn't such a fun place to visit I would vote we put a dome over those tards

 

[TacoXpo]

Magazine Ranks Austin Among Top 10 Gay Friendly Cities

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2010/01/magazine-ranks-austin-among-top-10-gay-friendly-cities/

 

[TacoXpo]

City council considers ban on fast food near schools
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/Poss...-Austin-near-schools-and-parks-232770441.html

If Austin wasn't such a fun place to visit I would vote we put a dome over those tards

The funny thing is that they are the part of the population that can burn off all of those calories!

 

[Silverback]

Magazine Ranks Austin Among Top 10 Gay Friendly Cities

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2010/01/magazine-ranks-austin-among-top-10-gay-friendly-cities/

Unreal.. I got nothing.

 

[Silverback]

[video=youtube;luyGmcVMoAE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luyGmcVMoAE[/video]