What have you done to your ride lately?

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
While I was at the tire shop this guy pulls up... 50 year-old type, pumped up on 'roids and hyper. He has a truck with one of those 20" lifts. He had a Baja 1000 shirt so I started asking... He says he drives trophy. We talk for a while and this truck is his daily drive cause his regular truck is too high to see pedestrians! It turns out he lives right down the street.

My prayers: Oh God please let me die before I ever live a life like this. Please let the needle break off in my arm if I ever think that steroids will make me 21 again! :D

Paul that was your alter ego.. he's visiting from a few years in the future. Did he mention Obama getting elected twice... fuck I hope not... I seriously thought some redneck would have shot him by now. Anyhow, Paul, that guy was YOU... only in 5 years, he came back to influence you to buy more Affliction t-shirts... along with Viagra and vodka. :)
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Paul that was your alter ego.. he's visiting from a few years in the future. Did he mention Obama getting elected twice... fuck I hope not... I seriously thought some redneck would have shot him by now. Anyhow, Paul, that guy was YOU... only in 5 years, he came back to influence you to buy more Affliction t-shirts... along with Viagra and vodka. :)

LMFAO!!!

Oh God I hope not!!! Sean, how much can I pay you so that if that ever happens, you can meet me somewhere in BFE and say we're < insert what these over amped up asswipes do for increased rage >.... and send a .50 cal exploding round through my skull?

Obama? I know those two things couldn't happen together... I would have shot myself sometime in November of 2012! :D :eek:

... as I think about that more... could I waste/spend all my money on 22 year-old girls like the ones that were pouring those beers? Hold on... let me think about this... Affliction t-shirts? Do you think she'd like that? Hmmm. Can I snort Viagra? :D :lol:



Wow - those thoughts are very, very, very, very scary!!!
 

SecretSquirrel

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Staff member
Paul that was your alter ego.. he's visiting from a few years in the future. Did he mention Obama getting elected twice... fuck I hope not... I seriously thought some redneck would have shot him by now. Anyhow, Paul, that guy was YOU... only in 5 years, he came back to influence you to buy more Affliction t-shirts... along with Viagra and vodka. :)

And hello to the Secret Service agents now perusing our site. Please note that he did not wish the president harm, just that he thought some dumbass would have by now.

Move along, nothing to see here...
 

drew02a

Moderator
Staff member
And hello to the Secret Service agents now perusing our site. Please note that he did not wish the president harm, just that he thought some dumbass would have by now.

Move along, nothing to see here...

I'm not an Obama fan, but him getting assassinated would be the worst thing ever to happen politically. He would be mourned more than Kennedy and held up as a God among men. I would much rather see him not get re-elected and his liberal policies fail so they don't live on like they did after Kennedy died. If I were a conspiracy theorist (which I'm usually not), I'd say that Kennedy was killed by his own constituants in the face of losing presidential re-election.
 
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Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I wasn't wishing him harm, just stating an opinion which I'm sure a shitload of people out there had when he was elected. I also agree with Drew, it would be a horrible thing for him to be assassinated. Not only because its a cowardly thing, but the political side of it would be crippling to our nation.
 

SecretSquirrel

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Staff member
We know Sean. :D

We also know that the SS is a government agency & by definition, stupid. It had to be spelled out.
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
LOL.. true true.. Hang on, some one is beating on my door. Be right back.
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
And hello to the Secret Service agents now perusing our site. Please note that he did not wish the president harm, just that he thought some dumbass would have by now.

Move along, nothing to see here...

I wasn't wishing him harm, just stating an opinion which I'm sure a shitload of people out there had when he was elected. I also agree with Drew, it would be a horrible thing for him to be assassinated. Not only because its a cowardly thing, but the political side of it would be crippling to our nation.

[waking from a daze of sleeping pills, gasoline, pain killers, 2 bottles of asprin, all the codine I could find in the medicine cabinet...]

Yeah, the only one he intended to harm was... ME!!!

LOL.. true true.. Hang on, some one is beating on my door. Be right back.

Well, it was fun while he was here. Should we delete his entire identity now?
 

Mauzer

Pitter Patter. Lets Get at Er

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Made this:

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TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Very well made. I've never heard of someone's latch coming off though.

Well, I pamper my truck! I don't know how it happend! I think it was using my bumper as a ledge wedge!!! :eek:
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Nope - Hood latch - It was glued in at the factory! WTF?
 

BirdTRD

beLIEve
Every penny you save per vehicle adds up big time when you're moving product like Toyota.

I'd be willing to have a glued together piece of shit if they'd give it a diesel and a solid axle. Keep dreamin', baby.
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Every penny you save per vehicle adds up big time when you're moving product like Toyota.

I'd be willing to have a glued together piece of shit if they'd give it a diesel and a solid axle. Keep dreamin', baby.

How 'bout it!!! I guess they have to pay for the lobbyist and 30 billion dollar 'cut the pedal' recalls somehow!
 

Mauzer

Pitter Patter. Lets Get at Er
Just ordered:
- Wheeler's Steering rack bushing kit
- Wheeler's Front sway bar bushing kit
- OEM Toyota EVAP Switching Valve (to hopefully fix my CEL for good)
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
- OEM Toyota EVAP Switching Valve (to hopefully fix my CEL for good)

I was wondering what that box was!

[video=youtube;FQFULrEY3NE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQFULrEY3NE[/video]
 

tex

That's Mr Asshole to you
I got new shoes on my truck today.
Firestone Destination MT
I kept the same size 265/75/16
I only have about 2 miles on them so no report on how they perform but they are just a little louder than my previous Kumho AT.
 
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