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While I was at the tire shop this guy pulls up... 50 year-old type, pumped up on 'roids and hyper. He has a truck with one of those 20" lifts. He had a Baja 1000 shirt so I started asking... He says he drives trophy. We talk for a while and this truck is his daily drive cause his regular truck is too high to see pedestrians! It turns out he lives right down the street.
My prayers: Oh God please let me die before I ever live a life like this. Please let the needle break off in my arm if I ever think that steroids will make me 21 again!![]()
Paul that was your alter ego.. he's visiting from a few years in the future. Did he mention Obama getting elected twice... fuck I hope not... I seriously thought some redneck would have shot him by now. Anyhow, Paul, that guy was YOU... only in 5 years, he came back to influence you to buy more Affliction t-shirts... along with Viagra and vodka.
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